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6月26日

love you

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I Miss him/Her
(this will touch your heart i promise you can relate to this hear)


BOY: I saw her today
GIRL: I saw him today

BOY: It seems like its been forever
GIRL: I wonder if he still cares

BOY: She looks better than before
GIRL: I couldn't stop staring at him

BOY: I asked her how things were going
GIRL: I asked about his new girlfriend

BOY: I'd choose her over any girl im with
GIRL: He's probablly really happy right now

BOY: I couldnt look at her without starting to cry
GIRL: He couldnt even look at me

BOY: I told her I miss her
GIRL: He doesnt mean it

BOY: I meant it
GIRL: He didnt mean it

BOY: I love her
GIRL: He loves his new girlfriend

BOY: I held her for the last time
GIRL: He gave me a friendly hug

BOY: Then I went home and cried
GIRL: Then I went home and cried

BOY: I lost her
GIRL: I still love him



At this very minute...

someone is thinking of you
someone cares about you.
someone misses you
someone wants to hold your hand.
someone wants you to be happy.
someone wants to hug you.
someone will do anything for you.
someone needs to know your love is unconditional.
someone wants to tell you how much they care.
someone wants to stay up watching movies w/ you.
someone wants to hold you in their arms.
someone wants to see you.
someone loves you for who you are.
someone loves the way you make them feel.
someone wants to be with you.
someone wants you to know they are there for you.
someone is glad that you're their friend.
someone is wishing you would notice them.
someone wants to get to know you better.
someone wants to hear your voice
someone loves you you with all they have...

hehe

SIPPING VODKA

 

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

 After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

 The monsignor replied, “ When I am worried about getting nervous at the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”

 So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

 He proceeded to talk up a storm.Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

 

1)            Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.

2)          There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3)          There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4)          Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5)          Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6)          We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7)          The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8)          David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.

9)          When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass.

10)      We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.”

11)       When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “ Eat me”.

12)      The Virgin Mary is not called “ Mary with the Cherry”.

13)      The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)      Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.

6月24日

woooo!!!

george and agnes r here to rock the world mwhahahahahaha u r now my slaves !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5月22日

dear ashleigh

dear ashleigh,
       sorry to tell u but bethan did say that and ur fine without me so no offence but i dont want to interupt ur little pally group anymore so nvm  i explained every reason y i "deserted" you and im not goin through it again and coz we r always arguin im not goin through that again either so um hope u sort out ur little problem wiv watever and for the record what u sed did sound harsh
5月17日

yep

it is true yes ashleigh and i are not speakin we havent been for some time i just aint sed lol we fell out coz we both thought we were ignorin each other lol now shes tellin bethan im makin it perfectly clear i dont want to b her friend again ever AND THATS A BIG FAT LIE!!!! i would love to b her friend again but as always that aint gonna happen update u wen i can b arsed!!!! bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4月19日

i feel sick

walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes
My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend
He pats the seat in the middle; i sit
Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends

"Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his
Their breathe spirts weep
"Daddy you know i do; what is it?"
He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps

His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes
Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands
I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong!
They look at one another; nod; something planned

I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers
"Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again
But there grip is to strong for weak me
I look at both; and ask, who are these men?

His fingers going up me; pulling away
His friend leans forward; a kiss? Why?
His toungue moving mine; my eyes squint
Lean back and away; "Why are you doing this?"

No answer, i feel the pain inside me; him
Chucks the quilt on the floor; me to
I try and scamper away, but im not fast
"O Daddy please, i love you"

His friend; pulling at my nightie
And my Dad pulling my pants down
His friend pinning my hands to the floor
As my Dad lies himself on the ground

I squirm; as Daddy friend pulls me up
And places me ontop of Daddy; thrusts within
I cry; i bite; i scratch; i slap; i fail
"O Daddy please you win you win!"

I can feel my skin rip; my virginity breaking free
I can feel the blood seep down my leg
"Daddy your hurting me please"
I plead to him and his friend; not even a beg

Daddys laughing; why does he laugh?
His friend shoves himself in my mouth and moans
Tieing my hands togather; moving in and out
"Ride me Jessy" He laughs and groans

They smile at one another; laugh to
They roll me over and spread me wide wel
My daddy sits on my face; himself in again
While his friend talks and pushes himself inside

I can hardly breathe; i gag for air
I cough and splutter; cry and weep
I beg and plead; but its no use
Theyve already made me hurt and bleed

I stare into his eyes; that look upon me
This is not my Dad; where is he?
If he was still here; would he care
Would he actually even; see?

Finally they get of and lie me on the sofa
My cheeks blouchy from tears and pain
They play with them selfs; all over me
Rub it in; making me feel the shame

"Why Daddy? Please tell me why?"
Dad looks at his friend; and waves him away
"Jessy i love you" he smiles and kisses my cheek
"Is that all you have in your heart to say?"

He puts my nightie on me
I walks me to my bedroom door
Ever since that night; His friend
And himself every Friday come back for more

"Night sweet Girl; You are my life"
Closing the door, tears still down my face
Still the smell of him and his friend
Fade into me like disgrace


I watch the Moon go down; the sun come up
"Jessy its school" Knocking at my door
I cant help but cry; weep in pain
Because im so scared he wanted more

But one night daddy took it too far
Daddy and his friend came back for one last shot
They were worried they would get caught
So he and his friend took me to a cemetary lot

I was blindfolded and my hands were tied back
"Daddy please!! Not tonight!"
Daddy and his friend both had their last fun
After that i tried to put up a fight

I begged daddy "Please no more!"
All he could say "Shut up you stupid whore!"
Daddy unblindfolded me at last
He said I love you so much

He went back into the car and pulled out a bat
"Daddy I swear I wont say a thing!!!!"
I was dead
After only one swing..........................

**Please if you care for all the children and women who have been raped send it on to all you know

your one fucking sick person if you dont i feel for you if this dosent touch you because this is just wrong. read this. its disgusting
4月16日

blink 182

in memory of blink 182! xxxxxxx
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4月3日

oh yes so blue eyes

Blue eyes]

People with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days.


*Green eyes*


People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with in 3 days if you repost this.


'Brown eyes`


People with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. kind pretty or handsome very good kissers.They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards. They usually last with there first love .If you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days.


-Hazel eyes -


People with hazel eyes have the most exciting relationships. They're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY challenge/thing and are o so sexy.there great at sex and flirt alot.its really easy to get them horny. If you have hazel eyes and repost this you will learn your new favorite technique of catching someone special
4月2日

omg i nearly cried

Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great bid crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Chris; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college; I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
****In Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost****


Please if you would,
Pass this around,
I'd be happy if you could,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye."

Now you have 2 choices,
1) Repost and show people you care
2) Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold heart
3月29日

voice mails

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten

This call may be recorded or monitored for quality and training purposes. If you don't wish this call to be monitored or recorded, then please let the answering machine know when you leave your message.

Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

Can’t take your call, I'm hiding from the men in white coats. We've been playing hide'n'seek for weeks, and they still haven't found me! Tee Hee Hee! Leave a message?

C'mon... you can do it... just a little one. That's the way... just a little beep, just a little one. C'mon... good boy... here we go... like this -- beeeeep, just a little one, beeeeeeeeeep, c'mon... There you go!

C'mon... you can do it... just a little one. That's the way... just a little beep, just a little one. C'mon... good boy... here we go... like this -- beeeeep, just a little one, beeeeeeeeeep, c'mon... There you go!

Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.

Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.

Hi! _____ answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

wat is the point!

I Miss him/Her
(this will touch your heart i promise you can relate to this hear)


BOY: I saw her today
GIRL: I saw him today

BOY: It seems like its been forever
GIRL: I wonder if he still cares

BOY: She looks better than before
GIRL: I couldn't stop staring at him

BOY: I asked her how things were going
GIRL: I asked about his new girlfriend

BOY: I'd choose her over any girl im with
GIRL: He's probablly really happy right now

BOY: I couldnt look at her without starting to cry
GIRL: He couldnt even look at me

BOY: I told her I miss her
GIRL: He doesnt mean it

BOY: I meant it
GIRL: He didnt mean it

BOY: I love her
GIRL: He loves his new girlfriend

BOY: I held her for the last time
GIRL: He gave me a friendly hug

BOY: Then I went home and cried
GIRL: Then I went home and cried

BOY: I lost her
GIRL: I still love him



At this very minute...

someone is thinking of you
someone cares about you.
someone misses you
someone wants to hold your hand.
someone wants you to be happy.
someone wants to hug you.
someone will do anything for you.
someone needs to know your love is unconditional.
someone wants to tell you how much they care.
someone wants to stay up watching movies w/ you.
someone wants to hold you in their arms.
someone wants to see you.
someone loves you for who you are.
someone loves the way you make them feel.
someone wants to be with you.
someone wants you to know they are there for you.
someone is glad that you're their friend.
someone is wishing you would notice them.
someone wants to get to know you better.
someone wants to hear your voice
someone loves you you with all they have...

Send this to 15 people in the next 15 mins and the
person you love will realize they love you
TOMORROW!!! get to sending!!
 
what in gods name was the fuckin point for that heaven for bid some1 tells me they love me and dso u know wat if i did pass that on i can bet u that if some1 told me they loved me it wouldnt b the guy i loved and still do even tho hes taken

i love u

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thanks amy

If anyone considers this blasphemous then tough, go away and dont come back. I'm too tired to care. And if I wasnt tired I probably wouldnt care anyway 

SIPPING VODKA

 

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

 After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

 The monsignor replied, “ When I am worried about getting nervous at the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”

 So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

 He proceeded to talk up a storm.Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

 

1)            Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.

2)          There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3)          There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4)          Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5)          Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6)          We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7)          The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8)          David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.

9)          When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass.

10)      We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.”

11)       When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “ Eat me”.

12)      The Virgin Mary is not called “ Mary with the Cherry”.

13)      The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)      Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.

new space!

new addy = new space lol ive done 2 of these b4 so i know wat im doin lol but its a new one so bear with me while i set it all up